1) U have ever been hit by a chancla. 2)You grew up scared by something called El Cucuy. 3)Others tell you 2 stop screaming when you are really just talking. 4)You constantly refer 2 cereal as con fleis. 5)Your mother yells @ the top of her lungs 2 call you 2 dinner even if its a 1 bedroom apartment. 6)U can dance ranchera,cumbia,salsa without music7)U call your sneakers "tenees". 8)You have @ least thirty cousins. 9)U cant imagine NOT liking spicy food. 10)U are in a 5passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "SUBANSE, TODAVIA CABEN". 11)Tamales champurrado posole y menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. 12)There is more Tequila than punch @ little Juanito's birthday party. 13)There is @ least 1 member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe,Juan, Jose, or jesus. 14)You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
